This is a game I see on a lot of forums, so why not bring it here? It's quite simple, really. All you do is post something to survive the above user's attack, press enter two times, and post an attack for the below user. It doesn't matter if it's related to what you were attacked with, but try to make it that way so there's a nice flow
I crush the user below with a massive wall of text.
The wall of text formed into Tetronimoes, so I shoved it around until I realised I had created a freemium game filled with DRM and micro transactions...
sudo rm -rf Survive that
(quoted to skip bad player)
Thanks for Wiping my Windows bro! they are all shiny now! ( play on words victory!)
a Dream Lord forces you to chose between two realities, he says you must chose which one is real and which one is a the dream. in one you are drifting closer and closer to an icy burning sun the other you are being chased by murderous old people that are really aliens that are trying to steal your life force. NOW CHOSE!
((Necro much? :3)) As soon as I have to decide, the director cuts and we'll continue filming 'Professor Unknown' tomorrow. In the meantime, I have just remembered to start the waste script incinerator, in which you are now standing by some freak squirrel-related incident.
it turned out to be a lady squirrel from the planet equin nos tonia and she was a royal. she fell in love with me on site and shut the incinerator down and saved me. we were happy for a time till she leared of the person partly responsible for my incinerator trip, went mad and convinced an entire race of gnats to attacks sed person.
I heard the gnats from the other side of the planet, and quickly made myself a massive fly swatter out of a spare nuclear power station and a massive tight mesh some of surprisingly conductive wire. I then retreat to my underground bunker and proceed to nuke the planet's surface. I also drink a nice cup of tea.
Just so happens that I was actually a remote controlled robot as the tea gets into some circuitry that short circuits. As sparks start to fly everywhere, a large one hits your clothing and it sets on fire.
im a mutant water creature from mars and can produce water from my entire body, so i just excrete water where the bolt struck and put the flames out. then quickly back trace teh remote connection to your real location and dispatch a fleet of mercenary's to deal with you.
But I was using TOR, The Onion Router (other services are available) so you actually just sent a load of mercenaries to kill an unsuspecting old man who's child installed TOR on his old computer while on drugs. What has this universe come to... I, quite simply, DDoS you by tricking The Anonymous into thinking you're an anti-LGBT FBI agent that does illegal things online.
ahh but i have friends and allies among them, whom know my call-sign they back traced the trail to me and the retrace back to the original system, when they confirm your actual location i request intergalactic transport teleport you off world and take you to alpha cent i 22 a baron magmatic planet (its approx. 66.6 Light years from the Sol System.)